Contrabands

Apr 28 '12

Hank is Dead, Part II

(Hank is Dead Part I)

I really shouldn’t be so skeptical about miracles, because the fact that no one in the house heard Jaims turn on the car, back it over a strip of gravel, and retreat eight hundred feet up the hill has me thinking that we seriously missed an opportunity to summon Vatican investigators. Miracle status, that.

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Apr 28 '12

Anonymous asked:

Need part 2 to that story immediately!

Lol really? Well I got it.

Apr 28 '12

Anonymous asked:

I demand to hear more about this Frost character. Why is his name Frost?

Bahahaha oh Frost. Frost isn’t his real name. With a few exceptions, every on the blog has invented names. Frost just seems to suit him—it’s a little sketchy sounding, just like him. 

I’m sure there are plenty of Frost stories to tell.

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Apr 27 '12

Hank is Dead

Or:

Adventures of the Potentially Criminally Insane

(Part I)

Introductions to the shenanigans that follow can be found here

You know that scene in Holes, when Caveman steals Mr. Sir’s truck to rescue Zero and drives it, fittingly, into a hole?

Keep that in mind.

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Nov 7 '11

Everyone Else

So, you probably know a thing or two or ten about me, but to properly understand any of the various shenanigans/stories that follow, you ought to have some degree of familiarity with the rest of the Holy Family family. Names have been changed as I see fit.

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Oct 30 '11

Going to Holy Family Catholic Grammar and Prep School was a bit like going to Hogwarts…

…without the magic, danger, Quidditch, and cool stuff. But, like a Hogwarts student, around muggles, we had to pretend we went to a normal school.

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